when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
During the lightning delay at the football game, the Gator band went up the ramp in the north end zone. I was waiting out the delay under the ramp when this started.
Sorry about the shakiness.
During the lightning delay, the UF Marching band plays You Can Call Me Al on the north end zone ramp.
Sorry about the shakiness again!
Oh what a night last night was 😭🐊
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
*logs onto tumblr*
was this movie real